Tiny Tits: Big Benefits

This is a post for all my fellow members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

I spent my girlhood waiting to grow boobs like the rest of my friends. I remember expecting one day, like the rest of my gal pals, to go home from school on a Friday, flat as a pancake and come back on the Monday with huge basoomas.

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This was/still is me

My first bra was 28AA (bless my mother for humouring my need to wear a bra) and um… it didn’t really get much better than that (I now wear a 32A or B – depending on where I buy it from!). I can’t even blame it on my genes – most women in my family are above average height, have sizeable boobs and normal sized feet. Then there’s me; a short arse with a flat chest that can wear kids shoes. I blame dancing for stunting my growth.

Anyway, at the grand age of 23 I have now faced reality; boobs are never gonna happen for me. So, I decided to look on the positive side and really, when you think about it, the number of benefits to having small boobs actually outweighs that of having big ones.

This is my pro’s list for having large breasticles:

1.  Has big boobs. Boys like them.

And this, is my huge list of pro’s for small ones:

  1. Sleeping on your stomach – That’s right. You know what I’m talking about. When people say ‘slept like a baby’, you can only truly mean this if you have small boobs. Sleeping in that position (you know, on your stomach, one leg bent up to the side) is reserved for two special types of people: babies and those of the flat chested variety. It’s definitely the most comfortable (and comforting) position ever.
  2. The unlimited selection of sports bras – High support, low support (no support!) – doesn’t matter. It’s just for decoration anyway! Meaning we get to choose any type of sports bra based on the prettiness factor only (and let’s face it, most of the pretty one’s are the strappy, no support kind). And come to think of it, the only time I ever have cleavage is when my non-boobs are strapped and pushed up in a high support sports bra. So either way, it’s a win.

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    But could you really run in that Nicki? I don’t think so…

  3. Lace bralettes – because they are just so pretty and so comfortable and they don’t even count as bras so it’s totally acceptable to have them on display under backless or sheer tops.
  4. Back pain – Um… what’s that?
  5.  The satisfaction of top shopping – Never mind that your ass is a juicy size 10, you still feel great when you buy tops that are labelled 4-8. Or even children’s tops (tax free!)
  6. Tasteful, not trashy – No matter how low cut that dress is, lack of cleavage can make anything look classy. Backless, strapless, cut outs; not a problem for us, we can wear them all! I mean, we could probably go topless and it still wouldn’t look slutty.

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    Sing it girl!

  7. You got options – let’s say one night you fancy having a bit of boobage going on. Pass me the push-up bra, chicken fillets (and a couple pairs of socks), the contouring kit and voila! It’s like Houdini up in here.
  8. Defying gravity – At least when we are old they wont reach our ankles and will still be perky AF!

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    Not to us though!

  9. Lumps and bumps – Scientists say the smaller boob, the less chance of breast cancer. Besides, if there’s a bump it’s easy to spot because chances are it’s bigger than your boob.
  10. If a boy likes you, you can be sure it’s for your winning smile and super personality – not your giant tits.TT

 

So, my fellow flat-chested felines, rejoice and bask in all the glory that is having tiny tits!

 

Daisy xx

 

 

 

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