Tag: unsuccessful

What A Sexcapade…

Mum, dad, if you are reading this (which I know you are cause you’re my biggest fans); please stop. And I know you are also going to ignore me so, this must never be spoken about. Ever. Up until now, these diary entries have been very PG, so I thought it was high time I ...

When Your Fave Couple Crashes Your Date…

This is quite a long one, so I’d pop the kettle on, grab a blanket and settle down for the evening if I were you… How It Happened: This was another Tinder date – we bonded over our love for books and orang-utans. We chatted for a bit and it took some time to find ...